“Ahoy, cap’n!” The gnome-like man says, bending the bars of your brig with incredible strength. His muscles glisten. I have been told that I have
The gnome-like man jumps backward and starts shaking, looking around anxiously. He suddenly bolts, leaving you alone with your thoughts. You drift off, overcome with
So you wake up in a brig, yeah. It’s a little on the nose to be honest, it’s the room you’d imagine throwing the most
You yell ‘Oi fuck off with that chickenshit blunderbuss bullshit and fight me like a man’ and the navyman is so startled that he drops
The sparkly man starts to chuckle nefariously, removing his snazzy shades. You feel like you should recognize him, but months of blunt force trauma have
You manage to get out a shaky ‘Youuuouu’ before passing out from profuse blood loss Pass out from profuse blood loss (Page 12)
You remember reading something strategy related from Sun Tzu. It was that or the years of naval service, in any case you fall back a
We interrupt this battle to ground this story in a historical context. Ahem. . . the year is some time after the discovery and spread
Tired of the endless screens of text, you blaze forward, “No time! ONWARD!” You point a cutlass vaguely toward a conveniently large gaping hole in
Turning around and sidestepping some falling debris, a young lad perks up. “Thanks a ton, Good Lookin’! Probably saved me life there!” (Page 4)
Suddenly, albeit preventably, the weird horizontal part of the mast (boom) flies from behind, torn asunder from the collision. Two of the pirates are torn
CW: dic fall off lol Suddenly, a booming voice says ‘Last Time on the Adventures and Exploits of a Novice Pirate Captain,’ confusing any readers