The Adventures and Exploits of a Novice Pirate Captain (now with varying degrees of smut) [colorized] Part II
CW: dic fall off lol
Suddenly, a booming voice says ‘Last Time on the Adventures and Exploits of a Novice Pirate Captain,’ confusing any readers who did not read the previous issue and making them want to pick up a copy of The Adobe Flash Memorial Issue, now available at a Zamboni near you.
‘Take the snazzy feathered hat’
‘Lookin’ Good, Cap’n Good Lookin’’
‘You look like a million doubloons’
‘Seduce the gnome-like man’
‘You reevaluate your life choices and decide to dedicate your remaining days as a dentist’
Without further ado… We present to you… Another sentence that ends with oooo… The Adventures and Exploits of a Novice Pirate Captain Part II!
Ah, slow-burn. I dig your style ;) You actually progress the plot like a nerd. Coming out onto the deck, you realize the ship is currently ramming into a naval ship like a trireme. A ragtag force is getting ready to make a charge, but noticing you, they drop their weapons and come over to greet you.