Suddenly, albeit preventably, the weird horizontal part of the mast (boom) flies from behind, torn asunder from the collision. Two of the pirates are torn to shreds.

If only there was an action you could have taken on page 1 that could have prevented this tragedy. “Yarr, me timbers be shiv’ring somethin’ fierce, cap’n. Happy to see ye out and about!” Well, if the crew isn’t too worked up about it, you won’t be either. (Page 4)