Freshman year is here, and much like that one rash your dermatologist keeps misdiagnosing, it won’t be going away anytime soon. Your first challenge as
Billy “u up?” Thinks the moon is a conspiracy Turns read receipts on when he doesn’t want to reply to you Has large quartz crystals
Greek life dead at tufts Also I think this frat boy Has super herpes The boy down the hall Uses extra-large condoms Unnecessary No mom
Congratulations! You have arrived at Tufts as an innocent freshman… oh what are we talking about kids these days are just as fucked up as
Everybody knows orientation week is tough.It can be hard to keep track of all the people to meet, places to be, and parties to awkwardly
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