After Ancient Aliens Redux, narrated by Alex Jones, we bring to you at 10:00 PM, Grover Cleveland, Fraternity Legend and American Badass, narrated by Morgan
Congratulations! You have arrived at Tufts as an innocent freshman… oh what are we talking about kids these days are just as fucked up as
Steven, a 7th grader, is having a tough time deciding whether he should go to Johnny’s bar-mitzvah, or Sarah’s bat-mitzvah. Become well-informed on both sides
A shocking new study conducted by Winnie the Pew Research Organization estimates that around 60% of middle school boys who claim that they had summer
Wolf: Hello America. I’m Wolf Blitzer. I’m honored to be hosting the 2020 presidential debate. Please welcome the candidates, the Democratic nominee Kanye “Yeezus” West,
A candlelight vigil was held outside of the Clintons’ Dutch-colonial style mansion Wednesday night, following Hillary Clinton’s defeat in the election. Thousands of men and women gathered
Tufts Athletic Director John Morris has announced that all of Tufts‘ Spring Sports teams will take a break from their string of NESCAC and Division 3 games this
The Tufts Quidditch team was riding a hot streak into last weekend after a decisive victory over the Bowdoin Fascists, and a close win over
Make lots of loud jokes and remarks during the mandatory assemblies. For example, if a student speaker is going on about the effects of alcohol,
As you enter your freshman year of Tufts, you may occasionally hear about a strange entity known as the NESCAC, the sports conference of which
After a tumultuous year for Lee Coffin, in which he was traded to Boston University by Anthony Monaco in exchange for draft picks and Ban
In late February, the administration of Bowdoin College received high praise from partially-brainwashed students and various Tumblr users after the university shut down a tequila
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