How to know you’re dating a humor publication staff member
by Jack Wilan
- The only words you really want to be saying are “I do.”
- They smell of daisies by the sea: that bright blue, that vast expanse; your mind turns to windswept coastlines and rolling dunes.
- The two of you talk and talk and talk; quite suddenly it’s 3am, but you just don’t feel tired.
- Their eyes are as deep and soulful as chocolate-dipped cherries and a cup of steamy Starbucks chai.
- Their body amazes you and you want nothing more than to love every centimeter day after day, night after night, moon after moon.
- You sip coconut froth together, creamy, luscious and oh so good
- They insist on Weird Al after sex
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