“Ahoy, cap’n!” The gnome-like man says, bending the bars of your brig with incredible strength. His muscles glisten.

• I have been told that I have used up all of my allotted homoerotic material, so this option does not lead anywhere. You cannot pick it, o horny reader.
• Admire his bulging arms from afar but know that love between a Cap’n and his first mate is strictly forbidden by the Pirate Code (Page 15)