Tired of the endless screens of text, you blaze forward, “No time! ONWARD!” You point a cutlass vaguely toward a conveniently large gaping hole in the side of the navy ship and lead a charge. There is, to no one’s surprise, a navy on the navy ship, but you are a surprisingly competent fighter and break through the front line.

• Fools! You cannot best me, Cap’n Good Lookin’: Accomplisher of Things of Which He is of Yet Unaware! I am invincible! (Page 7)
• I dunno, battle tactics and stuff, consolidating forces? Yeah that one, (everyone else in my family are navybound, but we can’t all be military experts, Mom! Let me have this.) (Page 8)