Aries- Sharon You hear all of the best high school gossip and aren’t afraid to share it. No mom knows more than you do about
Sitting there, unused, uneaten, un- loved Your texture matching the beauty of your psyche Yellow like dappled morning sun- light Fuck me
Matthew: Matthew summers in the Hamptons. His second home is bigger than your first. John: John winters in the ski lodge, spiked cup of cocoa
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The most important part of Thanksgiving is location. For those of you with enough taste to live in the Northeastern US (that means within four
It’s the question every dog and dental scientist around the world has been debating for the past several decades. Some poignantly argue that dogs do
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As I blew out the candles on my 43rd birthday cake, a strange new feeling hit me. I thought it was a hot flash, but
Fellow Moms, we’ve all been there. Sometimes it’s hard to feel like we still have the same perky hot bods we had in our twenties.
Richard Milhous Nixon: you may remember him from his illustrious/infamous career in public service and his absurd middle name, but when we caught up with
It’s true. Every morning I wake up to “Worst Day Ever” (2005) and cry and every night I cry myself to sleep listening to “I’m
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