Craig
Craig wears jeans.
Craig wears free shirts he gets from
events.
Both of those things will be gone
When Craig is gone.
Hate glasses?
They’re on Craig.
And they’ll be gone when
Craig is gone.
Craig says we should split up
and search for clues.
What the fuck is this,
Craig?
Are we fucking Scooby doo?
Arf arf.
You know what else dogs do?
Lick their own assholes.
That’s what Ethan told me.
If you take the “I” out of Craig
You get crag.
And that’s a rocky precipice that kills
people.
Craig’s on the swim team.
Craig went in the ocean during spring
break.
Now it has to be drained.
The Samoans are pissed.
Fish is a key component of their diet.
They can’t eat anything else.
Craig is responsible for the death
of an entire race.
Bye, diversity.
Thanks, Craig.
Craig whispers
You’re welcome.