By meford somrvil

h ello????

tonby moncoa?

toobie, i’ve called you threeeee times (aand one facebook messege) and you havent anwsered

why wont u answer meeeeee

tooble 

i lovbe u

and i miss uuuuuu

rememer

remeber when u said to me ‘whet if j namd this buildign CUM but mor letter after to mak jt less obvios’ and then u did haha ur so great nd cool

i have name it is meford

*meford

*mepford

im meford

you youford

haha

remooble when u uhhhh m y frend gumby says u stol  his identiti (hehe tit) for hallween *

*he tol me to tell u to louk at de baq cover of teh mgazine nd dlok at gumbee’s eyes

hey remoomer when u tol t he studnt that yu spnt twooooo whol dollar (milion) on he tren station name nd all the studsjents saiddddd ‘o noooo im uhhhh financially unstable and my family and I are now buried in decades worth of college debt. I remember now: For years, you have been chipping away at the student body’s collective IQ by putting scopolamine into the General Gao’s chicken at Dewick, making the students complacent with your questionable decisions. But I will spend my last bit of consciousness to tell you, Dr. Anthony Monaco, president of Tufts University, you will not get away with this. I have set this message to automatically be sent to Zamboni Magazine to expose your secrets. You cannot st–

o oop i fel sleep for a secnd

aaaanyways

tooble marooni lov ya lots