Millions of people around the world today are celebrating Trump’s victory in the presidential election, but leaders of America’s white people support groups suddenly find themselves not quite “feeling the Trump.”

“Ever since Wednesday night, our numbers have plummeted. Chapters across the country haven’t had a single member show up at one of their hourly meetings. We like to share experiences from our day when we felt discriminated against or even just discuss how much our lives matter,” explained Bob White, the head of the Corncob, Kansas chapter of White People Anonymous.

The chairwoman of the WPA national organization, Nancy Whiteman, has seen a drop in donations since the election. She explained that the organization operates under the goal of “creating a safe space for those offended by safe spaces.” It was not all bad news, however. “We did have one demographic uptick,” Whiteman explained. “Folks from the alt-right have started calling in with concerns about having lost their niche now that hate-crimes are becoming mainstream.”

Examples of this abound. Jesse Whitehall, a student at Mayo High in Waldorf Salad, Oklahoma explained that he tried to attend his meeting to discuss a particularly scarring incident that occurred to him this past week. “I got a whole bunch of spray paint to graffiti a swastika in the locker rooms, but when I arrived there, a group of kids wearing Trump hats had beat me to it. Fucking hipsters. So I went to my local chapter of WPA, but I was the only one there. So much for making America great again.”

“White People Cry Too” hotline founder Patricia Whitebread weighed in on the phenomenon as well. “Here at WPC2, we are really worried because Trump promised he would create new jobs, but our phonelines have been open all day and no one has called. The question is: will we have a place in Trump’s America?”