Great Expectations
If I were a conglomeration of printed words
Testament to the diligence of many long nights,
You’d be the four-foot-tall dick
Onto which I am tenderly papier-mâchéd Laid down by your hands like a dame to the bed
Bound together in sticky white harmony.
For if I were the ball of chicken wire
Unrolled slowly so hands can graze me
And soft skin find itself nicked
In a sacrifice to the ultimate human emotion,
You would be the many nimble fingers
That recreate anatomical impossibility.
And if I were a finished product that stands erect,
Engulfed by crosswords and shitty advice columns,
You would be the dirty carpet upon which
My two humungous balls now sit,
Waiting to be carried into a new life
By a Creator who gazes upon me with veneration.
Oh, woe is me, for despite your great praise,
I am but a cold-hearted creature in this universe,
Praying for the flesh and blood that evades my being,
And relegates me to an effigy of sinful mischief!
An emblem of an irrepressible vengeance
That takes the soul payment, check to Lucifer!
So I yearn for absolution, for cosmic intention,
For a raison d’être as this patriarchal mascot,
Until I find salvation in the quiet of an evening,
Hanging with glory like a flag in the wind, F
or when I set my eyes forward to the horizon,
I am but the dick, and you are but my domain.