By Bilk Ye Milks

To the tune of “I’m Just a Bill” © Schoolhouse Rock, 1976

I’m just a fish

Yes, it’s Tiny the fish

And I’m swimming here with only one wish

I hope one day to be freed 

From this tank I call home

Sitting in the office of tony monaco

But I hope I’ll be rescued someday

And maybe I’ll get to visit Tisch

But today I am still just a fish

I’m just a fish

Yes, it’s Tiny the fish

And I’ve become fluent in English

To ask you please let me out

I’m losing my little fish mind

If I see his stupid face again, I think I’ll go blind

I really hope that I’ll be free one day

That is my one life’s wish

But today I am still just a fish

I’m just a fish 

Yes, it’s Tiny the fish 

And I think I got away with it

I’m free, and I won’t tell you how

Only I have to go

I’m telling you this so you’ll be in the know

If they ever ask “who killed tony monaco?”

You say, “it was Tiny the fish”

It was me, it was Tiny the fish