You really want to seduce the gnome-like man, huh. Well look no further! Introducing the long awaited Cap’n Good Lookin’ Dating Sim! Dating options include: Gnome-like man, a barrel, and taking a little time to work on yourself first (it’s a valid option, don’t be afraid to exercise self-care).

• Preorder the Cap’n Good Lookin’ Dating Sim.
• Please preorder the Cap’n Good Lookin’ Dating Sim. . .we’re working really hard on it.
• Exercise self-care. (page 16)