This Issue Is Being Recorded

A Collection of Among Us Haiku

“I told you I” was the Author

Ah, Electrical

Where imposters often kill

All my tasks are there…

I died on Polus

No one can find my body

It’s been twelve minutes

The other killer

Got voted out in round 1

God fucking damnit

I have been crewmate

Thirty consecutive times

I thirst for violence

You said you had scan

I followed you to watch it

You didn’t have scan :(

Cheese spared me last round

This feeling… could it be… love?

[Cheese has left the game]

I got married once

In an Among Us lobby

Now we are divorced

Long reactor task

I’m so close to finishing…!

[A meeting gets called]

The real imposter

Cannot be found among us

But within us

[NOTE: There is 1 Imposter among these]