Hey There, Faithful Zam Reader!

Shown above is an image you were asked to caption. We recorded your responses and sorted them by major. Take a look!

Constitutional Law:

• Are you the Fourteenth Amendment? Becuase I’d sure like to give you some due process. (We’d have to use equal protection though).
• Hey girl, are you getting hot? Because under the precendents set by Kyllo v. US I can’t figure that out without a warrant.

Psychology:

• I’d like to receive some positive punishment tonight.
• I may be kinky, but I’m not Stanford Prison Experiment kinky.
• All I see in the inkblot is you and me together.

Physics:

• We have a lot of potential.
• Let’s go back to my place and flux.
• Jupiter? I barely know her!

Chemistry:

• Any old website can give me Avagadro’s number, but only you can give me yours.
• Either temperature went up or pressure went down, becuase I’m expanding.
• I’d never get Bohr’ed of you.

History:

• Call me Vlad the Impaler.
• I’ll be your founding Daddy.
• What’s the Francis Scott Key to your heart?
• After tonight they’ll call you Roosevelt cause you’ll be in a wheelchair.

Computer Science:

• I hope you’re fluent in Python.
• while (you != in_bed) pickup_line ++;
• Pointer? I barely know her!

English:

• I’ll give you a little Punishment for your Crimes.
• Catcher in the Rye? I barely know her!
• I bet you I can go Twenty Thousand Leagues under your sheets.

Mathematics:

• Please tell me you have a hyperbolic paraboloid in your side table, because I’ll need a saddle for all the riding I’ll be doing tonight.
• My bed is a rectangular prism, wanna see?
• Hey babe, I’m a slowly convergent series, take me to my limit.