Dear Jon,
Jane and I have been good friends since middle school. I love her like a sister. Recently, Jane accepted a job at a church as the youth director in the town where we attend college. However, Jane was not fully truthful when applying for this job. The church asked all applicants to affirm its faith statement and a code of behavior that prohibits premarital sex. Jane signed the code of behavior, indicating that she would not have premarital sex. In truth, Jane does have sex. However, she is a lesbian. She says that she did not lie because she does not have intercourse. Since the church did not ask her if she was gay, she said that she did not deceive them. I feel like this is a problem and that a church employee who is teaching the youth how to be good Christians should be fully honest. Does the church have a right to know the truth? Do I have an obligation to say something?  – Ambivalent in Albuquerque

No man, nation or God equal Cube symmetry of opposites. Mathematically impossible for a Genius or any God to match MY CUBIC WISDOM. Educators fear me, they COWER and RUN. 6 sides constitutes a “sextet” — not a Cube. Teaching that a Cube has “6 sides” with no top & bottom, induces an EVIL curse that pervades all academic institutions. OPPOSITES CREATE OPPOSITES. “Mom/ Dad” opposites create “son/daughter” opposites. Opposite Creators required, Depicted by Earth’s opposite hemispheres. Singularity God impossible. Opposites “de-god” Religion. Opposites create THE UNIVERSE. Opposites compose THE EARTH. Opposites compose HUMANITY. Opposites create your BODY. Opposites “de-god” academia. Opposites “de-god” singularity taught by religious/ academia. I can call singularity educators the most putrid name on Earth and claim they EAT COWDUNG AMBROSIA, but the lying ass bastards will not even object – for they know I am right and that any debate will indict them for the EVIL they perpetuate against the students and future humanity. Scientists know TIME CUBE, but any scientist supporting the 4 SIMULTANEOUS DAYS IN A SINGLE ROTATION of Earth, will be fired and banned for life from academic institutions. Scientists are evil cowards and should be castrated for obscurantism of the 4 SIMULTANEOUS DAYS WITHIN A SINGLE ROTATION of Earth. Average people understand “4 Day Creation” when I tell them about it, but scientist can’t accept it, for the evil bastards think singularity. Singularity can’t procreate, a feat requiring opposites. Bible Word is a singularity. “You” are taught singularity. Singularity is death worship and damnation of humanity.

Have fun with that,
-Jon

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Dear Jon,
My best friend and I live together in a house. We are both in our early 20s. For the most part we make great roommates, but recently he has been drinking a lot. This past weekend he got so drunk that he was stumbling and tripping everywhere. He also has been inviting “questionable” people over. I am afraid he is becoming a bad alcoholic, as the drinking has been going on for quite a while and has recently become a real problem. I don’t want to kick him out because we are still best friends and I really care about him, but I also don’t know how long I can put up with this. I have tried speaking to him about his drinking and he just becomes upset with me. What should I do?
-Best Friend in Brooklyn

NOTHING on Earth more Evil than a human educated as “1Earth,” when composed of opposites that cancel out as an entity. In fact, man is the only 1Evil, and will soon erase himself by IGNORING CUBIC 4 DAY CREATION. If a Man cannot tear a page from the bible and burn it then he CANNOT be a scientist, or participate in Symposium – to measure CUBING OF EARTH WITH CUBIC INTELLIGENCE wiser than any man or god known. Educators have destroyed the human analytical brain to a single perspective, in spite of all creation within Universe being based upon OPPOSITES, BINARIES & ANTIPODES, including “Sun/Earth” binary relative to the human “male/female” binary. No ancient insignificant dead “1Jew Godism” can match or exceed the ENORMITY of the Sun/Earth Binary. His heart is not big enough for sharing with the vastness of created opposites. 1 has no heartbeat or breath, constituting death of opposites.

Good luck!
-Jon