Aries: The Class-wide Target run! Get pumped to spend 20 minutes in the family planning section while you figure out if you care about whether condoms are ribbed or not

Taurus: Ah, the Acapella O-Show. You’ll realize that Pitch Perfect wasn’t super far off and also realize what a garbage person you are.

Gemini: The illumination ceremony. You’ll lose the candle within 10 minutes of going back to your dorm.

Cancer: The Foreign Language placement test. Did you know you could forget 12 years of Spanish in 2 months? I fuckin didn’t.

Leo: A panic attack upon realizing that Tufts isn’t a party school but you crave that party lifestyle.

Libra: Meeting your pre-major advisor, the person whose class you’ll probably drop within a week.

Scorpio: The Matriculation ceremony. It feels oddly like high school graduation.

Sagittarius: Your first trip to the dining hall, aka when you decide if you’re a Dewick person or a Carm person. It matters.

Capricorn: Your first college hangover! It’ll suck, but it’s necessary.

Aquarius: First College Hookup. 9/10 it will be while you’re blackout and it will not be good at all. But then again, some end up dating for a year so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pisces: Your first hall meeting. You sit in a circle and meet everyone that you’ll see shirtless/passed out at least once.