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Ding dang Doo the kangaroo Don’t get caught sniffin’ his poo ‘Cause if you Do Mama won’t cook you her stew Catch a falling poopy
It’s wet on my leggings, wet in my heart The rain drops from the ceiling and pees in my fart Can’t stop having never started
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Amid anti-Trump protests in Central, Kendall, and Harvard Squares, Cambridge residents and scholars led by anarcho-syndicalist and MIT linguist Noam Chomsky announced their plan to
Following the events of November 8th, it appears otherworldly forces remain at work. Former “Brotherly Leader” of the Great Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Jamahiriya Muammar
Saturday night and I’m on my own Pouring the last bit of Grey Goose into my Fanta two liter No one around to stop me