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LOWELL, MASS. – Suspicions of preteens sneakily ditching classes at Lowell Middle School have been confirmed as of December 4, says a source in the
A local mom has discovered that an apple a day keeps the doctors away. With the simple purchase of any Apple® product every day, Sally
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While we have known for millennia that Jesus loves his people, this week’s breaking news reveals his secret plum obsession. When polled, 69% expected his
Cries of “beta double omicron beta zeta” erupted outside of Richardson House yesterday afternoon at 20 minutes past four. This stemmed from what appeared to