That house on Chetwynd that I’ve been planning to lease since Jumbo Days (I even tried out for Sarabande just so that I could get close to Tina who lives there, but then I got cut, and now she thinks I’m a loser and won’t give me her landlord’s number despite the dozens of Trunk Chat messages I’ve sent her)
Gifford House
That house on College Ave which is, like, almost as good as Chet but the broker totally ripped us off and most of the roof is missing
A Latin Way single
Moving in with that guy I’ve been hooking up with who lives in SOGO even though I have to fake it every time
Hillsides
That house on Bromfield with the smashed windows and potent stench of bodily fluids, some of which might be mine (it’s all kind of fuzzy)
Halligan
An alternate dimension like one where I get into Sarabande and become BFFs with Tina and she gives me her landlord’s number
The Ginn stacks
A Lewis double (but not the one my wilderbrother Jared lived in during freshman year that I pregamed in literally every weekend before he got into ATO and abandoned the #fam)
Commute from my house on Long Island
The floor of Moe’s Trolley PLEASE STOP BY AND SAY HI THX YOU MOE
