Ding dang Doo the kangaroo
Don’t get caught sniffin’ his poo
‘Cause if you Do
Mama won’t cook you her stew

Catch a falling poopy slimer
Make sure he don’t get to making crimer, you grimer!
Dress him up in bloody teardrops
Spin around and shower Pops

Big boner big boner send johnny right over
Goober gushing wanky panky
Booper wubbus limpid blanky
And Booby covers mama’s Ova