Mario Superstar Baseball’s Sad Lexicon
These are the saddest of possible words:
“Luigi to Peach to Toadsworth.”
Trio of heroes, and fleeter than birds,
Luigi and Peach and Toadsworth.
Ruthlessly pricking our star-swing bubble,
Making a Koopa hit into a double–
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:
“Luigi to Peach to Toadsworth.”