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Other Things We Don’t Expect
- Public bathroom doors you don’t have to touch after you wash your hands
- A pull-through parking space in a crowded lot
- Tony Monaco forgetting your birthday
- A strip club with a strict “no shirt, no shoes, no service”
policy
- A perfectly-sharpened pencil that doesn’t break when
you write with it
- Homeless people giving you money
- The Rez having milk
- Successfully using your tongue to unlock your iPhone
- A dog putting its head on your lap after a tough day
- Thinking of a comeback in the moment
- All of your popcorn kernels popping
- The 1AM Tisch Library voice
- A free seat next to you on a plane
- Being able to close an elevator door right before someone else gets on
- Plugging a USB in the right way on the first try
- Finding a free seat in Tisch during finals season
- Listening to a song through headphones with sound that moves side to side
- Cutting wrapping paper and having your scissors slide through it
- Perfectly removing a sticker with no residue left over
- An Easter egg in a video game
- Beyonce’s hit album Lemonade
