Exiled: The Comprehensive Guide to Living in a Double

Features | November 29, 2017

So everyone knows that being sexiled is being kicked out of your room so that your roommate can have sex with the person of their choosing. Many of us have been on the receiving end of this predicament, as some lucky bastards have roommates nice enough to let them do it (I’m looking at you, Sam). But did you know that there are plenty of other definitely, totally, clearly valid reasons to banish your roommate? Here are a few that you should know in the very likely case that you’ll need to use them.