Freshman year is here, and much like that one rash your dermatologist keeps misdiagnosing, it won’t be going away anytime soon. Your first challenge as a Tufts n00b is to move in to your kewl freshman dorm hall! When you walk into your room and get a nice whiff of your surroundings, just know that what you’re smelling is good ol’ musty character. Speaking of character, each freshman dorm on campus has its own unique and #relatable #vibe. Let’s find out which one most resembles your fun and quirky personality!

Houston

• Jesus figure
• Everything tastes like soap
• Wants to donate both kidneys

Hill

• Eats dirt
• Middle name is cauliflower
• Only watches Ace of Cakes

Miller

• Uncomfortable silence

• Dreams in sepia
• Ate twin in the womb

Tilton

• Only wears fedoras
• Just fedoras
• Seriously

Bush

• Lost a leg in ‘Nam
• Likes to stare directly into the sun
• Eats chapstick for breakfast

Hodgdon

• Puts on white noise during sex
• Wears toe shoes
• Tony Monaco fetish