Hookup Hypomania: Haiku

Poetry | September 9, 2017

Greek life dead at tufts
Also I think this frat boy
Has super herpes

The boy down the hall
Uses extra-large condoms
Unnecessary

No mom I’m not gay
That’s just a stereotype
Dental dams for class

A single drop like
Dew on a flower petal
Whiskey dick, he says