Hey There, Faithful Zam Reader!
Shown above is an image you were asked to caption. We recorded your responses and sorted them by major. Take a look!
- Are you the Fourteenth Amendment? Becuase I’d sure like to give you some due process. (We’d have to use equal protection though).
- Hey girl, are you getting hot? Because under the precendents set by Kyllo v. US I can’t figure that out without a warrant.
- I’d like to receive some positive punishment tonight.
- I may be kinky, but I’m not Stanford Prison Experiment kinky.
- All I see in the inkblot is you and me together.
- We have a lot of potential.
- Let’s go back to my place and flux.
- Jupiter? I barely know her!
- Any old website can give me Avagadro’s number, but only you can give me yours.
- Either temperature went up or pressure went down, becuase I’m expanding.
- I’d never get Bohr’ed of you.
- Call me Vlad the Impaler.
- I’ll be your founding Daddy.
- What’s the Francis Scott Key to your heart?
- After tonight they’ll call you Roosevelt cause you’ll be in a wheelchair.
- I hope you’re fluent in Python.
- while (you != in_bed) pickup_line ++;
- Pointer? I barely know her!
- I’ll give you a little Punishment for your Crimes.
- Catcher in the Rye? I barely know her!
- I bet you I can go Twenty Thousand Leagues under your sheets.
- Please tell me you have a hyperbolic paraboloid in your side table, because I’ll need a saddle for all the riding I’ll be doing tonight.
- My bed is a rectangular prism, wanna see?
- Hey babe, I’m a slowly convergent series, take me to my limit.