Me and my pal,

After long toils done,

Fill up a pail,

For a glugfest of fun!

I kiss sweet rum

And Burnett’s lime Sprite

Just don’t tell my mum!

Triscuits and Goldfish are ours to share,

Aren’t we a pair?

Haunted by our shared past —

Green gauzy wounds a-festering,

Dead skin wilting petals in the moonlight —

Enemies can lick our ass!

Flip me upside down

Tell me what you see

Is it my — puss-y?