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Obama Makes Change

WASHINGTON, DC – In President Obama’s last ten weeks in office, his focus has been on preserving his legacy in the White House. Namely, he has been rearranging the furniture in the Oval Office three inches to the left, and repainting the hands in his presidential portrait to be bigger. Obama is currently changing all the lightbulbs at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave to LEDs. “It’s not much, but it’s a way to leave my mark in history,” he said with a smile during a press conference on Thursday. “Considering that all that other stuff I did will be undone by Trump.”