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by Zac Colah At a press briefing on Thursday, president Sunil Kumar announced that Tufts University will ban the hiring of professors with connections to
“Indoctrination” would be a much more accurate way to describe orientation – welcome to the Cult of Kumar! These past days, no doubt, you have
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by Jack H. Wilan “Welcome to the Hill!” You turn to see the bright smile of a Tufts upperclassman. They have already taken a week
By Bilk Ye Milks To the tune of “I’m Just a Bill” © Schoolhouse Rock, 1976 I’m just a fish Yes, it’s Tiny the fish
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