Billy “u up?” Thinks the moon is a conspiracy Turns read receipts on when he doesn’t want to reply to […]

“The Lord God is in all mind and matter, subtle and manifest.” -Guru Granth Sahib The first time I visited […]

You’re an Electrical Engineer.  Can you Help Mr. Reagan Power the Bulbs?

The new hit Netflix original series, Stranger Things, creeped us out this summer, but maybe for reasons of which we […]

Aries: An inflammation of the upper lymph nodes is often indicative of elephantitis, known as an enlargement of an area […]

On election day, Jared woke up at 6:45 a.m. and turned over to gaze at his wife’s sleeping, bodacious figure. […]

Obama Makes Change

News | November 16, 2016

WASHINGTON, DC – In President Obama’s last ten weeks in office, his focus has been on preserving his legacy in […]

*FIRST, mandate The Simpsons as the national TV show. *SECOND, Move the capital to Anchorage, Alaska. Vladimir and Donald have […]

“Slim.” Darkness surrounded. “Slim.” Darkness surrounded. “Slim…” “DUGADUUDUUUDUUU,” the voice yells. Slim Shady stood up out of his bed with […]

SPRINGFIELD, IL: Springfield’s most popular P.F. Chang’s restaurant was thrown into turmoil today as Larry David entered the revolving door […]

It was announced last week that famed Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin will write another season of the […]

Missed Connections

Features | April 27, 2016

Starbucks Wi-Fi Goddess You were sitting in Starbucks. I asked you for the Wi-Fi password and you didn’t know it. […]