The new hit Netflix original series, Stranger Things, creeped us out this summer, but maybe for reasons of which we […]

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Obama Makes Change

News | November 16, 2016

WASHINGTON, DC – In President Obama’s last ten weeks in office, his focus has been on preserving his legacy in […]

*FIRST, mandate The Simpsons as the national TV show. *SECOND, Move the capital to Anchorage, Alaska. Vladimir and Donald have […]

“Slim.” Darkness surrounded. “Slim.” Darkness surrounded. “Slim…” “DUGADUUDUUUDUUU,” the voice yells. Slim Shady stood up out of his bed with […]

SPRINGFIELD, IL: Springfield’s most popular P.F. Chang’s restaurant was thrown into turmoil today as Larry David entered the revolving door […]

It was announced last week that famed Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin will write another season of the […]

Missed Connections

Features | April 27, 2016

Starbucks Wi-Fi Goddess You were sitting in Starbucks. I asked you for the Wi-Fi password and you didn’t know it. […]

MEDFORD, MA – Turmoil in your personal life today as a summit of your closest friends and most respected mentors […]

Congratulations propagated through the art world today as Jennifer Lawrence, best known for her flawless, medically anomalous skin and hair […]

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