A Day in the Life of Former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci

“Where’s the lamb sauce???” shouted Gordon Ramsay, forcefully piledriving his Tinder match of the night. “You found it. You found…you […]

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“The Lord God is in all mind and matter, subtle and manifest.” -Guru Granth Sahib The first time I visited […]

You’re an Electrical Engineer.  Can you Help Mr. Reagan Power the Bulbs?

The new hit Netflix original series, Stranger Things, creeped us out this summer, but maybe for reasons of which we […]

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On election day, Jared woke up at 6:45 a.m. and turned over to gaze at his wife’s sleeping, bodacious figure. […]

Obama Makes Change

News | November 16, 2016

WASHINGTON, DC – In President Obama’s last ten weeks in office, his focus has been on preserving his legacy in […]

*FIRST, mandate The Simpsons as the national TV show. *SECOND, Move the capital to Anchorage, Alaska. Vladimir and Donald have […]

“Slim.” Darkness surrounded. “Slim.” Darkness surrounded. “Slim…” “DUGADUUDUUUDUUU,” the voice yells. Slim Shady stood up out of his bed with […]

SPRINGFIELD, IL: Springfield’s most popular P.F. Chang’s restaurant was thrown into turmoil today as Larry David entered the revolving door […]

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